One of the most unappreciated players in English football. Despite an excellent return of goals + assists in very little playing time, and increasingly important big game contributions, Super Nick continues to be ridiculed by the ignorant masses. One day he'll win the Ballon d'Or and you'll all be getting his name on the back of your shirts (if you can afford it with your dole money).
Song: Ping Island / Lightning Strike Rescue Op by Mark Mothersbaugh
